Unfortunately the real P.H never did us all a favour and acted out the above drawing. No matter, time will make trivia questions of all the bloated fuckwads of the world.
You can expect much more of my hateful notebook in the coming inter-nights.
Did you fuckers know that Daniel Johnston is playing a solo show Feb 3, officially rendering the Laneway Festival null, void and probably impotent? GET MANIC!
Shitshackled! Pens and hi-lighters and sweat and probably microbes of snot (2009). Anyone else as excited as me at the prospect of Tony Abbott as PM? They're interviewing fucking Barnaby Joyce right now about seeing him in his (black) underwear one time. On the ABC, no less.